“No dear, I said the red curly one. I HAVE to look my best tonight. The Red Carpet waits for no one. Oh, and lay out my tight black dress. You know the one; it shows my tits the bests. I paid enough for them so I might as well flaunt em. I know they’ll catch the eye of more than one studio exec.” Vanity is the worthless pleasure or display; conceit of one’s appearance.
