“The night beat. Ya never know what you’ll see, sometimes a whore givin head behind a dumpster, sometimes the same whore getting smacked up by her pimp. Tonight, I don’t know what the fuck I saw. I heard a yell. Just a yell. Didn’t know if it was another whore getting fucked or a mugging, so I went to check it out.


The blood man, all that fucking blood. She was eating his throat! Fuck man! His fucking throat!


I first saw this hot naked chick on top of this dude so I called out to her. I said “Step away from him now bitch or I WILL shoot.”


Ya know what she did then, scariest fucking thing I ever saw, she just looked at me and hissed. Fucking hissed! What the fuck hisses, man?


I ran. I ran like a little bitch. What the fuck would you have done?


Don’t give me that look. You didn’t see it. What? Yes she was hot, but covered with this guy’s FUCKING BLOOD! That kinda negates the hotness factor. Fuck you man. I don’t care if you believe me or not. I know what I saw. Just gimme one of those. No, glazed, the powder gets all over my shirt.”